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           笑說廣東粵語【水】文化!     

                            聊天叫吹水，         

                         減少叫縮水，         

                         中意叫心水，        

                         自豪叫威水，         

                         把風叫睇水，       

                         有錢叫沓水，(Táp shuǐ )

                         借錢叫踱水，         

                         籌款叫撲水，         

                         騙錢叫昆水，        

                         傭金叫抽水，         

                         留學海外叫浸鹹水，        

                         聰明醒目叫醒水，  

                         即將結束叫尾水，           

                         已經結束叫散水，         

                         給錢付款叫磅水，       

                         裝模作樣叫整色整水，         

                         糊裏糊塗叫一頭霧水，  

                         財路亨通叫豬籠入水，         

                         二袋空空叫莫水，    

                         玩失蹤叫潛水，         

                         餵豬飼料叫哨水。 

      

                         最後一句： 如果你唔系我的信友，

                         我識你乜水？哈哈！